Want to advertise on a Website that ranks 7,197,293 on technorati.com and has an average 1 page view per day (hi Mom!)? You know you do! My mom likes to shop a lot! I promise!
Want me to review something? I'll review just about anything that involves magic and makes my life easier. Magic like Mary Poppins would be off the chain. Don't send me magic that doesn't make my life easier. I don't need any of that. If you send me magic that doesn't work I might be forced to write about it. And if I'm forced to write about it then you've just made my life twice as hard as it was before. Basically when I'm saying that I will "review anything" what I really mean is that "you can just send me good stuff (like magic that works) for free, if you want".
The small print: I don't do sponsored reviews but you are welcome to advertise on my site, for a fee. Do you do stuff for free? I don't. Unless it's for a good cause.
Send an e-mail to teritruly at gmail dot com if you want advertise yourself on my site or you want me to more clearly explain that I don't do reviews or if you just want to tell me how freaking awesome I am.