I'm a 30-something woman. I'm married. I'm a mother to a teen and an infant. I don't sleep.
I love all things nerd, including, but not limited to, reading, reading Harry Potter, Legos, Harry Potter Legos, pocket protectors, crisp notebooks, and new pens.
I have a job on the outside but I won't talk about it because I'd have to kill you and that would be messy and I'd probably get sick as I am not very good with blood. I'm also terrible at manual labor and would have a hard time hiding the evidence. Also, it's illegal. And immoral. So, there's that.
I like to procrastinate. I work well under pressure. I'm a terrible liar. You're very pretty.
I spend a lot of time worrying about things like the murderer hiding behind my trees. Or under my bed. Or in the backseat of my car. I have a very strong belief that my constant paranoia is the only thing that is saving us all. You're welcome.
This here Blog is a place for me to share my personal stories, unsolicited opinions, and ridiculous, nonsensical thoughts, all of which are based on Real Life with a sprinkle of hyperbole and a dash of exaggeration.